Sunday, October 27, 2013

More YouTube recommendations

You should all definitely subscribe to TeenyB Bikinis (a Florida-based women's swimwear company) and Agent Provocateur (a French high-end lingerie company). Both companies have very sexy videos on their YouTube channels. Also, if you're willing to spend some serious money on luxury bikinis or lingerie for the sexy lady in your life, I highly recommend these two companies.

And of course you should all be subscribed to FashionTVHot already, a channel that shows only the sexiest FashionTV content, such as lingerie or bikini photoshoots, runway shows, and advertisements.





Saturday, October 26, 2013

Misty - "Bang"

From the Romanian singer Misty. She wants to be "bang, bang, bang, bang," whatever that means. But she does look smoking hot in her cutoff jean shorts and later in her underwear. Released in October 2013.

Carolina Marquez feat. Pitbull & Dale Saunders - "Get On the Floor"

From Colombian-Italian singer Carolina Marquez, a soccer-themed video that is obviously partly inspired by the 2007 classic "Keep On Jumpin'". Released in October 2013.

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Goodslav & Missher - "Superdupe"

New Bulgarian rap video, released in October 2013. The dude rappers are in the video, but most of the screen time goes to the very sexy models, so this is a pretty hot video.

Monday, October 14, 2013

YouTube recommendation - FashionTVHot

If you haven't subscribed to this channel, please do so now. Showing only the hottest lingerie, bikini, and other sexy content from FashionTV, photoshoots, fashion advertisements, runway shows, etc.

Click here to go to FashionTVHot's YouTube channel

And every month, the channel releases an HD compilation of the sexiest content from the previous month.

Friday, October 11, 2013

Etostone feat. FAB - "Can U Feel iT"

Released in October 2013. From Greek DJ Etostone, the video features a series of girls posing for the camera, getting buckets of water thrown on them, mostly shot in slow-motion.

Heaven feat. Glance - "Isteria"

New video from Romanian girl group Heaven, released in October 2013.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Sean Paul - "Turn It Up"

New video from Jamaican star Sean Paul, with lot of dancing girls. Released in October 2013

Anita - "J'ai chaud"

A video set at a beach party on a tropical island. Released in October 2013.

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Paris Hilton feat. Lil Wayne - "Good Time"

Paris Hilton returns with her new sexy party video. It's all about beautiful people, alcohol and partying. Released in October 2013.

Bogdan de la Cluj & Fero - "Tu cu mine"

A new Romanian chalga video, with all of the sexy ass-shaking that this genre seems to require. Released in October 2013.

Monday, October 7, 2013

Crossfire feat. Haila - "Carnaval"

Carnaval-themed video from Swedish artist Crossfire, featuring Cuban singer Haila Mompie. Crossfire's music blends together European club music with Caribbean dancehall and other influences. This hot video, released in February 2012, features dancing girls in bikinis and very sexy Carnaval outfits. I also highly recommend that you click on the artist label to see the video for their debut single "Lady" which is another very hot video with a Carnaval theme.

Crossfire feat. Elephant Man - "Hot Hot Hot"

Swedish trio Crossfire, together with Jamaican dancehall singer Elephant Man. The video features girls dancing. Released in March 2011.

Sharam Jey feat. Tommie Sunshine - "The Things"

Four girls in lingerie and stockings, and four guys tied up and humiliated while the girls have their fun. From German DJ Sharam Jey and American DJ Tommie Sunshine, released in January 2011.

Brooklyn Bounce - "Club Bizarrre" (Headhunterz & Noisecontrollers Remix)

Set in a very cold-looking club somewhere up in the Arctic region. The video features one man and two women, with some light girl on girl and girl on guy play. There's a little bit of tongue kissing going on with the two ladies. This video was released in 2001.



I'm also including the original Brooklyn Bounce version, but I think most of you will probably agree that the video for the remix version is an improvement.

Nicko (Nikos Ganos) - "Last Summer"

The video to the most successful single in Greece in 2010. The video is set at a pool party, with lots of girls dancing in bikinis as you might expect for a video set at a pool party.

B.o.B - "Camera"

Video shows several girls in a sexy photoshoot, while the song itself presents a highly negative view of the life of a model that I don't agree with.

Released in 2010

Nyusha in Maxim Russia

One more set for you guys today, then I'll be posting some more in the future. This is Russian pop star Nyusha in the December 2010 issue of Maxim Russia.

Lena Katina Maxim Russia pics

Since I found that website with all of the scans of magazines from all over the world, I've been browsing around looking for stuff to post to the site. I still have a lot to look through, but here's one set for you guys. This is Lena Katina, formerly of Russian girl group t.A.T.u., in her cover shoot for the February 2013 issue of Maxim Russia.

Sunday, October 6, 2013

In which I discover to my delight that other countries have professional cheerleaders

Why didn't I know about this before? These are cheerleaders for Russia's hockey league, the Kontinental Hockey League or KHL. I should have expected this, from the country that brought us so many sexy girl groups! But why do I have to discover all this stuff for myself? Cheerleading is one thing that I definitely don't mind other countries borrowing from the USA. If your country has something sexy like this, please let me know so I can share with everyone else.











Also, while researching this post I discovered that Crystal Palace FC in the English Premier League has cheerleaders. British visitors to this site, please tell me that other clubs have cheerleaders too. And if not, why not?

Videos used in my current banner

The banner at the top of this page is very useful. No matter what page or post you're on, you can always click on the bannner to go back to the main page and see the most recent posts. But for anyone wondering about the videos I used to make this banner, here you go, starting with the picture on the left and going left to right, top to bottom.

Debora - "Chupka, molia". The picture is of the artist.
Complicated Universal Cum - "I Can Hardly Wait. The kissing girls are Sarah and Marlene.
ARMIA - "Allo, Allo". The picture shows the group's brunette Svetlana Safronova.
Shakira - "Rabiosa". The picture is of the artist.
Nadia Kay - "Lovergirl". The picture is of the artist and one of the models in her video.
Neon Hitch - "Fuck U Betta. The picture is of the artist.
Serebro - "Davay derzhatsya za ruki". The picture is of the artists.
Kumi Koda - "Lollipop". The picture is of the artist.
Chelsea Bishop - "Bad Things". This was my favorite video from 2012. The picture is of the artist.

Great site for finding HQ scans of sexy magazines from around the world

This was a "Holy shit" moment for me. This website has really nice-looking scans of a whole bunch of magazines from all different countries. Normally I encourage people to buy content in order to support the company that makes the stuff you like, but there is so much material here that it would probably be impossible for any of us to buy. Includes scans from international editions of Playboy, Maxim and other men's meagazines, scans of British magazines like FHM, Loaded, Nuts, and Zoo, etc. It doesn't have every issue of all of these magazines, but there's definitely enough here to keep you busy downloading for a long time. Note that magazines like Playboy, Maxim, FHM etc., including international editions, often have photoshoots with female artists who are featured on this website. Knowledge of the Cyrillic alphabet may be useful, as the Russian and Ukrainian editions of magazines have a LOT of sexy shoots of singers and music groups. The website they use for image hosting is a little spammy, like all such sites, but it seems safe to me as long as you don't go clicking on the links.

Visit the site

Really? Wow! Page 1 on Google!

Guys, is it just my browser, or does this blog come up on the first page of a google.com search for "sexy music videos"? If so, that's pretty awesome. For a long time this was not true, and it was pissing me off.

How am I doing?

While I am in the middle of a site redesign, adding more categories, with lists of the my suggestions for the sexiest music videos of each year and genre or region, working on a page listing the artists, adding the names of models when I can, I want to ask you what you think of the site. I like to think that when people first click on this site, their first reaction is "Holy shit! This is what I've been looking for." But let me know what you actually think, and any way I can improve the site.

Saturday, October 5, 2013

New category suggestions?

Please take a look at the Categories tab and comment below this post on any suggestions you have. The idea behind these categories is for anyone who visits the site to be able to easily find the kind of videos they are looking for. I'm going to start adding labels for things like girls in stockings (which is a request that I have gotten before, and an excellent idea). Since I still need to go through most of the videos on the site and update my labels based on the new site design, this is a perfect opportunity for me to add in extra content labels that you guys want too. Please don't comment on the Categories page itself, but rather on this post.

Freemasons feat. Amanda Wilson - "Watchin'"

This video was in my special folder for my sexiest music videos list but I somehow hadn't added it to this site yet. So enjoy.

Released in 2006

Freemasons feat. Wynter Gordon - "Believer"

Released in 2010

Bobby V feat. 50 Cent - "Altered Ego"

Released in 2010

Memora DJ - "Hivo"

Sometimes, even the sexy music video alternate reality, undressing your coworkers in your mind has consequences. This one takes place in a dentist's office, with a dentist who is strangely unable to focus on getting anything done when there are women in the room.

Released in 2010

Yaga feat. Yellyko - "La vecina"

Released in July 2011

Dalmata - "Siguelo"

Released in 2010

Paolo Meneguzzi - "Imprevedibile"

Released in 2010

Lene Alexandra - "Sexy Naughty Bitchy Me"

A cover of Tata Young, released in 2008.

Lalo the Don - "Lick the Kitty"

Released in 2010

Ray J feat. Yung Berg - "Sexy Can I"

Released in 2007

UNK - "Hit the Dance Floor"

Released in 2007

Big Cock - "Real Man"

'80s style hard rock band Big Cock with girls in bikinis getting covered in milk.

Released in 2006

White Tie Affair - "Allow Me To Introduce Myself...Mr. Right/Candle (Sick and Tired)"

Released in 2008



Silkk the Shocker feat. Master P - "We Like Them Girls"

Released in 2004

Keith Murray feat. Junior & Tyrese - "Nobody Do It Better"

Released in 2007



Montell Jordan - "Supa Star"

Released in 2004

Snoop Dogg feat. Tiffany Foxx - "Shake That Shit"

Released in 2006

Xzibit - "Concentrate"

Released in 2006

Jim Jones - "We Fly High"

Released in 2006

Master P - "Them Jeans"

Released in 2004

RZA as Bobby Digital feat. Method Man - "La Rhumba"

Released in 2001

Fedde Le Grand, Funkerman & Dany P-Jazz - "New Life"

Released in 2010

Ironik feat. Chipmunk & Elton John - "Tiny Dancer"

Released in 2009

Joy Kitikonti - "PornoJoy"

Released in 2003

Moby - "Ooh Yeah"

From the set of a porn shoot, with the pizza delivery guy and the works.

Released in 2008

Too $hort - "Top Down"

Very sexy uncensored rap video from 1995

Friday, October 4, 2013

DJ Sanny J feat. Los Tiburones - "Fiesta Reggaeton"

Released in September 2011

DJ Sanny J feat. Mr. Shammi - "Blame It On the DJ"

This video does gets pretty sexy toward the end, but if you're only looking for the sexy stuff you might as well skip to about 2:30.

Released in August 2013

Soleo - "Sloneczny Patrol"

Released in July 2013

After Party - "Gotuję Cały Się"

Released in July 2013

Crystal Lake feat. Beth - "Dear God"

Very sexy video from Israeli duo Crystal Lake.

Released in March 2013

Albert Fdez, Kike Puentes & Javi Rodriguez feat. King Santana - "Sol y playa"

Released in June 2013

Carlprit - "Fiesta"

Released in December 2012

Natalia feat. Xriz & CHK - "Nunca digas no"

Released in April 2013

Estilo Libre & DJ Valdi - "Macarena"

Released in April 2013

Geo Da Silva & Jack Mazzoni - "Booma Yee"

Released in April 2013

Tacabro - "Asi Asi"

Released in November 2012

Tacabro feat. Prado-Grau & Orchestra Bagutti - "Tic Tic Tac"

Released in May 2013

Kiko Rivera feat. Dr. Bellido - "Chica Loca"

Released in February 2013

Bodybangers feat. Tony T - "Break My Stride"

Released in August 2013

Propaganda - "Znaesh" (DJ Pomeha Remix)

Released in 2010

Russian girl group dance-pop video for anyone who loves girls in latex bodysuits.



Diskoteka Avariya - "Suroviy rep"

Дискотека Авария
Суровый рэп

A flagrant violator of Rule #1 of sexy music videos (not enough screen time for the sexy girls), but the sexy bits are really good. With some very brief nudity, car wash scene, etc.

Released in 2004

Puya feat. George Hora - "Undeva-n Balkani"

Released in 2009

Verbal feat. Puya - "Toata noaptea"

Very sexy Romanian rap video with three topless girls.

Released in 2005



Poeta Callejero feat. Zion & Lennox - "Kamasutra"

Typical sexy reggaeton video in which all the girls are in bikinis, although in this video they are also wearing veils for some reason.

Released in July 2013

Plastikhead - "Nanana"

Released in September 2013

Truko feat. Rycky Angar - "Mas Mia Que Tuya"

The second half of the video gets pretty sexy, with a topless girl on a bed.

Released in May 2013

Thursday, October 3, 2013

D.O.D - "Bananas"

A weird banana-themed video with some girls in bikinis eating bananas.

Released in August 2013

Laidback Luke feat. Majestic - "Pogo"

If you love to watch sexy girls eating very messy food, this video is for you.

Released in March 2013

DJ Feel feat. Anatoly Kontsevich - "Christmas Surround"

Okay, this one's a little out of season. But pretty girls in Sexy Santa outfits are always hot. I'm actually shocked I haven't found more videos like this.

Released in December 2011

Pulse - "Tantsui so mnoy"

Пульс
Танцуй со мной

Released in March 2013

Semargl - "Discolove"

The name of the song might indicate to you that this song from Ukrainian "Satanic pop metal" band Semargl is very different than anything you've heard from them before. This is pretty much a straight electronic dance song, even with female vocals. But it wouldn't be a Semargl video without a bunch of really hot girls.

Released in April 2013

LION - "Horoshie devochki stali plohimi"

ЛИОН
Хорошие девочки стали плохими

Sexy Russian rap video with some partial nudity.

Released in August 2012



OneKiss - "Fiesta"

The song is in English, but this girl group is probably from Russia or Ukraine based on the channel that posted the video.

Released in August 2013

Reading the comments on Rihanna's new video

Yes, call me a masochist. But I spent some time today reading YouTube comments. Today the new big thing was Rihanna's stripper video "Pour It Up." I previously listed my observations on the "7 stupidest comments posted on every sexy video on YouTube." Let's compare my findings from today.

1) 90% porn, 10% music

Holy shit yes! Except the comments on Rihanna's video are mostly 99% porn, 1% music. Sometimes they say 100% porn. The only interesting variation was 99% porn, 1% money (since earning money stripping is a big part of the song's subject matter). The stupidest comment of this nature was 99.999999% porn, .111111% music. If you don't immediately see why this comment is stupid, try plugging the two numbers into a calculator and see what they add up to.

2) This porn has nice music

Yes

3) This porn has shitty music

Yes

4) This video is terrible because it's too sexual.

Probably a quarter of the comments. Even after the Robin Thicke video with three topless models, which not only is still on YouTube but has 22 million views for the uncensored version, people are still apparently surprised that you can have sexually suggestive videos on YouTube. Lots of questions about why this video wasn't on Brazzers or YouPorn instead of YouTube (from people who have never looked at Brazzers or YouPorn, apparently).

5) Fap fap fap

Yes

6) Slut shaming

Far too much of this. Lots of people miss the old Rihanna and think she's ruining her career or her image by twerking and making a video with strippers. Lots of comments just straight up call Rihanna a dirty whore and a slut for making the video. A new variation that I hadn't seen before is people saying that because of Rihanna's video, women are going to get raped. Because I guess back before the sexual revolution and the mainstreaming of porn and other sexualized entertainment, nobody ever got raped. What's that? Rape has decreased? Hmmm.

7) [Insert # of dislikes] people are gay!

Yes

Finally, the most common stupid comment was actually not on my list. Probably about half of the comments I saw were making some kind of comparison between Rihanna and either Britney Spears or Miley Cyrus (mostly Miley). Most of this seems to be fans of other singers trying to pick fights with Rihanna fans and Rihanna fans fighting back. But among these comments you see the ludicrous suggestion that Rihanna is somehow copying Miley, as if Rihanna hadn't been making sexy videos for years at the same time that Miley was still Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel. Thankfully, Rihanna fans stepped in to point out how ridiculous these comments are.

My favorite thing about this video is that despite the Explicit label in the title of the video, it doesn't even have an age-restriction, so anyone can watch it even without a YouTube account. This is a win for the idea that you shouldn't have to be 18 to see sexy stuff.

KK Holliday - "Weh Di Rubba Deh"

This video from Jamaica might just be the sexiest safe sex education video I've seen.

Released in September 2013

Mental Theo - "Sunburn"

Released in September 2013

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Rihanna - "Pour It Up"

Rihanna loves strippers, and this is her stripper anthem. Also her sexiest video in a long time.

Released in October 2013

Britney Spears - "Work Bitch"

This is Britney's sexiest video since "Womanizer." I should go back and add a few of the videos she's released between those two videos, but if she's going to keep looking this sexy and making videos like this, you can expect to see a lot more of her on this site in the future.

Released in October 2013

Monday, September 30, 2013

DJ Samuel Kimko - "Boom2Boom"

Released in September 2013

Clip from Clara Morgane's 2014 Calendar Shoot

Topless behind-the-scenes look at the sexy French singer/model's 2014 calendar.

Lyusi & Ani Hoang - "Ako pitash piyan li sam"

Люси и Ани Хоанг
Ако питаш пиян ли съм

Released in September 2013

Isabela - "Isabela"

Okay, guys, this Spanish video is seriously one of the sexiest videos released this year, and it has less than a thousand views. Let's change that.

Released in July 2013

Monday, September 23, 2013

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Mario Bischin - "Leila"

Released in July 2013

Valia - "Make Me Crazy"

Валя
Make me crazy

Released in 2011

Jennifer Love Hewitt - "I'm a Woman"

Released in February 2013

A short but sexy video from "The Client List" with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Madalina & Babi Minune - "Am un dor nebun"

Released in November 2011

Milko Kalaydzhiev - "Strashna si"

Милко Калайджиев
Страшна си

Released in May 2012

Pitbull - "Don't Stop the Party"

I somehow haven't put this video on the site yet, so here you go.

Released in October 2012

Tina Ivanovic feat. MC Stojan - "Sexy"

Released in 2010

Titan 3 feat. Sara Jorge - "Let Your Heart Go Free"

Released in 2004

Ultrabeat - "Better Than Life"

Released in 2004

Jessenia Vice - "In Love With The DJ"

Released in August 2013

The debut single from model and video vixen Jessenia Vice.

Yowda - "She Knocks"

Released in January 2013

Yanitsa feat. Vali - "Sezon na greha"

Яница и Вали
Сезон на греха

Released in 2010

Yanitsa & Vali feat. Asu - "Dve v edno"

Яница
Две в едно

Released in 2008

Be sure to stick around for the second half of the video when it gets a lot sexier.

DeSanto & Nicolae Guta - "DeMenta"

Released in August 2013

Plies - "Fucking or What?"

Released in August 2013

Xtreme Girl Games Special

This is not a music video, but I'm sure you'll forgive me after you start watching.

Ricki-Lee - "Come & Get In Trouble With Me"

Released September 2013

BoDo - "Baiat fin"

Released August 2013

KYBOE! - "Colour Shine"

KYBOE is Dutch company that sells watches, sunglasses, etc. This is a video by Rico Bernasconi. It's a whole lot of sexy girls wearing bikinis and KYBOE watches.



Jason the Kid - "New Religion"

Released in July 2013

Damany - "Ce portbagaj"

Released in March 2013

El Chevo - "Metela Sacala"

Released in February 2013

El Chevo - "Niña Matadora"

Released in July 2013

Barbee - "Holdfeny"

Released in August 2013

Mr. 305 feat. Pitbull, David Rush & Vein - "Driving Around" (Providers Remix)

Released in August 2013

Blue Sound - "Una vez mas"

Released in August 2013

Dizzee Rascal feat. will.i.am - "Something Really Bad"

Released in September 2013

Alex P - "Belucci"

Released in August 2013

Dexter & Gold - "Gonna Make You Sweat"

Released in September 2013

Dirty Nasty - "Pussy Too Hot"

Released in September 2013

Iggy Azalea feat. T.I. - "Change Your Life"

Released in September 2013

Tobix & Aisha feat. Zplatman - "Hot Game"

Released in September 2013

Miley Cyrus - "Wrecking Ball"

Released September 2013

In case you weren't one of the record-breaking 25 million people who saw this the first day it came out.

Krum - "Nai-dobrata"

Крум
Най - добрата

Released September 2013

Flume feat. Chet Faker - "Left Alone" (Ta-Ku Remix)

From April 2013

Unofficial Video - edited by YouTuber YoGirlNairi

Fabio XB - "Go Ahead"

Released in August 2013

Dejavu - "Move Soh"

Released in September 2013

Sunday, September 8, 2013

The History of Sexy Music Videos Part 3: The Late 1980s, "Girls Girls Girls" to "Wicked Game"

*This post is best viewed by itself to minimize problems loading the page.

1987


Motley Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls" was banned by MTV for featuring topless strippers.



Italian pop singer Sabrina Salermo became a part of sexy music video history with her video "Boys (Summertime Love)." The bikini she wore in the video must be described as a terrible bikini if keeping your nipples covered is anywhere on your list of priorities. Otherwise it's pretty good.



George Michael's "I Want Your Sex"



Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again"



1988


Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible"



1989


Paula Abdul's "Cold Hearted"



2 Live Crew's "Me So Horny"



With a $5 million production cost, Madonna's "Express Yourself" became the most expensive music video at the time.



The same year, Chris Isaak released an instant classic, the simple black-and white video "Wicked Game" featuring supermodel Helena Christensen. While I think it's a bit absurd that the video would still appear so high on Sexiest Music Videos of All Time lists given the more recent competition (it was #1 on a Top 40 list by Fuse in 2010), "Wicked Game" clearly opened up a new sexier chapter in the history of music videos.

The History of Sexy Music Videos Part 2: The 1980s Continued

*This post is best viewed by itself to minimize problems loading the page.

MTV continued to get sexy throughout the 1980s. Here are some of the highlights.

1984


Madonna's "Like a Virgin"



Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher"



ZZ Top's "Legs"



1985


David Lee Roth's "California Girls"



1986


Madonna's "Open Your Heart"


Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love"



The History of Sexy Music Videos, Part 1: "Girls On Film" and the Birth of MTV

*As this post contains multiple video embeds, it is best viewed on its own to minimize Flash-related problems or slow loading.

I am starting this history in 1981 with the birth of MTV. I am sure I will find pre-1981 sexy music videos if I continue looking.

1981


Duran Duran filmed the raunchy "Girls On Film" video just weeks before the launch of MTV, expecting it to be played at nightclubs with video screens or on pay channels such as Playboy TV. It was of course heavily edited for its MTV release.



"Centerfold" by the J. Geils Band



Olivia Newton-John's video for "Physical" was one of the early MTV videos to "get physical." Although there is more male skin on display than female, this is certainly an early classic in the sexy music video genre. Although the video itself was not banned by MTV, the network cut it off early so as not to play the closing scenes of the video.



1982


Queen's video for "Body Language" became the first video to get banned on the brand-new MTV network.



Joan Jett became a music video icon when her band Joan Jett & The Blackhearts released her music video "I Love Rock & Roll" and the even sexier follow-up "Crimson and Clover" on MTV.



Madonna debuted this year as well with the video "Everybody." She would go on to release much more sexual videos in later years, but with her very first video she was already marketing herself as sexy pop diva.



Now shooting much less explicit videos for release on MTV, Duran Duran scored their breakthrough hit with "Hungry Like the Wolf." While this video does have a few sexy parts, the band followed up with the sexier video for "Rio."



Like many of these earliest videos, "I Want Candy" by Bow Wow Wow is relatively tame by today's standards but you should see why it deserves a place in the history of sexy music videos.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Monday, July 29, 2013

Flo Rida feat. Pitbull - "Can't Believe It"

I can't wholeheartedly endorse this video because of the excessive use of visual effects distorting women's bodies, but obviously it belongs on this website.

Released July 2013

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Sexiest Music Videos of All Time update

I'm going to try to do a regular update on the progress of the Sexiest Music Videos of All Time project. If you saw my previous update, you know what this project is. To start, I am going through every video I ever posted to the site, looking for the highest quality copy I can find, and putting anything that's a possible candidate for my Sexiest Music Videos list into a separate folder. Once this part of the project is complete comes the next step, where I decide how many videos to include in the list, which ones to include, and finally the order of the videos. There will be two separate lists, a list of the sexiest videos with nudity (official or official-looking videos only) and another list of the sexiest non-nude videos. Most likely, I'll do a Top 100 for nudity and a Top 500 for non-nudity, although I am nowhere near completion of the project so I can't say for sure.

Since this is such a huge project and won't be done for some time, I am giving regular updates so you can see that although I haven't been posting as many new videos to the site, I am still working hard on this project. Currently I have 71 videos for the nude list and 824 candidates for the non-nude list. To give you an idea of the scope of this project, this is approximately 50 hours of music videos. I expect to be well over 1000 candidates for the non-nude list before this is done, but I couldn't say for sure how big this list will get.

Although this list is nowhere near complete, and there may be some very obvious videos missing from this list at the present time, I consider it very likely that this list is the largest collection of very sexy music videos ever found on one place on the entire internet, although I would love to be wrong about that, if someone knows of something even better and would like to point it out to me. So please take some time to watch any videos from this list that you haven't seen, or re-watch any that you haven't seen for a while. It would take too much time to post links to everything, so I am just posting screenshots. You can search for these videos on this site, on YouTube, on Google's video search, etc. In almost all cases, you can find a decent quality copy of these videos doing a simple search. If you absolutely can't find a video anywhere, please contact me at altopelirrojo@gmail.com and I'll see what I can do.

If you have emailed me a suggestion since my last update and you still don't see it here, it doesn't mean that I don't like your suggestion. I am prioritizing videos I've already posted on this site, and I will be sure to check out all suggestions later.

(I just noticed that there is at least one video in here twice. No, I'm not going to fix it right now for this screen capture.)



























Friday, July 26, 2013

Uncensored "Blurred Lines" returns to YouTube

I think this is pretty big news for everyone who likes to watch sexy music videos. YouTube basically owns the short-video streaming universe, so that very few artists are willing to record a video that won't be accepted on Youtube. Both the Robin Thicke video and the Justin Timberlake video were posted on YouTube, then reported and banned, and now both have been accepted back onto YouTube. I think we are seeing YouTube essentially give up in their war against boobs, at least when it comes to music videos. What I think this means that any artist will be able to create a music video and release it on YouTube without fear of it being banned, as long as there is nothing more explicit than what is in "Blurred Lines." And I think we'll start to see a lot more videos like this from a lot more artists. I certainly hope this is what it means. Maybe YouTube hasn't given up yet. But they sure seem to have surrendered when it comes to these two videos.

Watch Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines"

Watch Justin Timberlake's "Tunnel Vision

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Ani Hoang - "Vietnamcheto"

Ани Хоанг
Виетнамчето

Released February 2013

I've just finished posting a few updates from Ani Hoang, who is definitely one of my favorites out of a large number of sexy Bulgarian singers. If you aren't familiar with her other videos, I strongly encourage you to take some time to check them out (click on the artist label below), especially "I se budia pak" and "Nepodgotven".

Ani Hoang - "Zagasete svetlinite"

Ани Хоанг
Загасете светлините

Released October 2012

Ani Hoang - "Spriy mu ochite"

Ани Хоанг
Скрий му очите

Released June 2013

Ani Hoang & Krum - "Celuvai i hapi"

Ани Хоанг и Крум
Целувай и хапи

Released July 2013

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Improved Zoo Magazine website

Recently I criticized the website of the British lad mag Zoo, and I want to give credit where credit is due. My original complaint was that if you wanted to see their recent behind the scenes videos of photo shoots, you had to go through all of their girl-related posts and figure out which ones had videos, and it was incredibly annoying to use the site. They have since redesigned the website and made it much more convenient to find girl videos. If you click on Girl Archive, and then Girl Videos, you get playlists of their recent sexy videos. They still have annoyingly long advertisements between videos, but I wanted to mention that they have made improvements. I remain convinced that of the British lad mags, Front makes the best sexy videos, and Nuts has a much better website than Zoo.

Check out the Zoo Magazine website

Raina - "Mnogo se lajesh"

Райна
Много се лъжеш

Released March 2013

Liana - "Koi e toi"

Лияна
Кой е той

Released May 2013

Boris Dali - "Ti reshi"

Борис Дали
Ти реши

Released July 2013

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Lonestar - "No News"

Thanks to Sexy Comic Book Babe for suggesting this video, from all the way back in 1995.

Monday, July 22, 2013

"Mira - Ostavete ni na mira"

Мира
Оставете ни на мира

I usually prefer to post videos from YouTube, but this first video on Facebook is much better than anything I could find on YT.



Soca Girlz - "Cha Cha Slide"

This is the uncensored version, there is also a clean version

Julianne Hough - "Is That So Wrong?"

I've really been neglecting country music on this blog, even though I'm sure there are quite a few sexy country videos out there. This video was apparently banned by CMT (a country music TV channel)for being too sexy. This automatically makes it awesome. The first video here (no embed link available) is a less familiar site to me but the video is also much higher quality.

Watch on external site

A big thank you!

I should be posting a bunch more videos now, because my favorite visitor to this site just emailed me the names of his entire collection of sexy music videos. In exchange, I will send him copies of whatever videos he wants from my collection.

Madalina & Cristi Dules - "Nainini Naini"

I really like this Romanian girl Madalina, who sings chalga music and follows the tradition of Bulgarian chalga singers in spending a lot of time shaking her ass in music videos. Embedding is disabled for this video, so head over to YouTube to watch it.

Released in 2011

Watch on YouTube

Madalina & Mr Juve - "Cu mana pe inima"

Released in 2011

Magda - "Dostap zabranen"

Магда
Достъп забранен

Released July 2013

Nic Billington - "Vixen"

Released February 2013

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Status Update on the Sexiest Music Videos of All Time

I know I haven't posted very many videos for the past week or so. But I want to show you what I have been working on for the past several months. It has long been a goal of mine to put together my own list of the sexiest music videos of all time, and I am finally working on this right now. Of course I don't expect anyone to consider it THE definitive list. First, because new music videos are being released all the time, and I will have to update my own list regularly to keep up with new videos coming out. Second, because as much time as I spend looking for sexy music videos, I know there are probably a lot of videos out there that I have never even heard of. Of course, everyone's taste is different too, so what some people consider extremely sexy I might not like that much, and vice versa. The purpose is simply to offer my own perspective on sexy music videos to share with anyone who is interested.

So far, this project has consisted of looking for high-quality copies of the videos I have posted to the site and then sorting them into folders on my computer based on whether I consider each video a possible candidate for the final list. Every aspect of this project is still incomplete. I have a lot more work to do before even this first step of the project is done. Also, because I don't really want to have to compare the sexiness of videos with nudity and videos without nudity, I have opted for two separate folders, two separate lists. Most likely there will be a Top 50 or Top 100 for videos with nudity (or at least topless), and a Top 500 (maybe) for videos without nudity. (The Nude list will not include Porn Edits or Bazuka videos because I am interested in official music videos or at least very high-quality unofficial videos that look like they could have been official videos.) So far I have 58 videos in the Nude folder and 722 in the non-nude folder, and below I have provided screenshots of the names of all of the videos in both folders. If you're wondering, if we assume about 3 1/2 minutes per video, that's 45 hours worth of sexy music videos.

I am certain that I will add more videos to both folders before this first step is complete and I can then advance to the next stage of selecting which videos to include on the final list. After that comes the difficult step of deciding which order to put the videos in. So you can see that the final lists of videos will not be complete for some time. But I want to provide the list of videos now so you can see what I am working on, and also so you can check out for yourself any of these videos that you haven't seen. Most of these are on YouTube or are relatively easy to find on the internet. If there is any particular video that you can't find and would like me to upload for you, I remind you that I am accepting video suggestions in exchange for sharing videos. Most of what I have in these folders is HQ or at least decent quality. A few videos have lower quality, but I have done everything I can to find the best quality videos available online.

The first screenshot is for the nude or topless videos, the remaining screenshots are the non-nude videos:












Monday, July 15, 2013

Exchanging videos for suggestions

I have a large collection of music videos, some of which are difficult if not impossible to find online at the present time, such as "Down on Me" by the Trollops and "She's a Freak" by Miss Millionaire. For many other videos, I have much higher quality videos than what you can find on YouTube. Obviously, I would not be able to respond to every request to share a video. However, if you email me privately at altopelirrojo@gmail.com with a specific video suggestion or an artist with multiple sexy videos, and I like the video or videos enough to post them to the site, I will gladly share a link with you for a video of your choice. Email me to find out if I have the videos you are looking for. For most videos I have posted to this site, it is very likely that I have a high quality copy on my computer that I would be willing to share in exchange for the name of a sexy video.

I will not be posting any links on this or any other publicly available site. All links will be shared privately by email.

Calvin Harris feat. Ayah Marar - "Thinking About You"

So I don't think this video is as sexy overall as the recent videos by Robin Thicke or Justin Timberlake, but add this video to the list of reasons why 2013 may become known as the year that YouTube lost the Battle of the Boob. There have been videos with boobs on YouTube before this year, from indie bands and little-known DJs, but I don't remember any by popular mainstream artists until this year.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Bryan Ferry - "Shameless"

Another Bryan Ferry video from 2010 featuring glamour model Rosie Jones.

Bryan Ferry - "You Can Dance"

One of the dancers is the popular British glamour model Rosie Jones, seen in publications such as The Sun as a Page 3 girl, Nuts, Front, and FHM.

Saturday, July 13, 2013

More stuff that pisses me off

I've mentioned a few things that people do when making "sexy" music videos that piss me off. But fans are also horrible on YouTube too, and it's not just making incredibly stupid comments on every single sexy music video. Here are more asshole moves or just stupid behaviors on YouTube that no fan should ever be guilty of for any reason whatsoever.

1) Don't download an artist's video, and then reupload EXACTLY the same video to YouTube while the artist's video is still on the site. You are literally stealing views from the artist, because when someone searches for the video they may find your video first instead of the artist's.

Exceptions to this rule: if you are uploading a higher quality video than the official version uploaded on the artist's channel, or if you edit the video to make it sexier, you may be on shaky ground legally, but you are doing the world a service, so go ahead. Also, if you upload a bunch of videos from different artists that would otherwise be difficult for people to find, I appreciate what you are doing. But it would be more ethical to make a playlist that gives views to the official videos uploaded by the artists.

2) Don't upload a shitty quality video and call it "True HD" or whatever. If you need to upconvert the quality to get the video to full-screen the way you want, or something like that, that's fine. But don't tell people it's HD unless it looks as good as a real HD video.

3) Don't upload a video without identifying information. Sometimes you find videos that say "Sexiest music video ever!!" or something like that, and yes, it may be a very sexy video, but if you want to find out the name of the artist or the song you're out of luck. You may be able to use the lyrics to guess, but really, making someone guess the name of the video they're watching is just an asshole move. So stop this.

4) Don't be deceptive with your screencap. Sometimes you click on a video because the screencap looks like it's a high quality video, but it's just a still photo with the audio of the song. I don't care if you want to upload an audio-only video, but try not to go out of your way to fool someone into clicking when they're actually looking for the music video.

5) It's not YOUR video, so don't put YOUR ugly fucking watermark on the video. There have been numerous times where I have decided not to post a specific video on this site entirely because there was a huge distracting watermark on it. So please don't do this.

Any comments, or anything else you've seen on YouTube that pisses you off?

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Please help answer this sexy music video question

A visitor to the site asked the following question: "I'm looking for this eastern european video in which three girls are dancing in some kind of middle easterm fairy tale setting. A few guys enter the room and a kind of orgy starts. You know which one I am talking about?"

Does this sound familiar to anyone? If so, please comment below.

Biggest mistakes made in "sexy" music videos

As a follow-up to my post on my rules for sexy music videos, here are some of the most common mistakes that people make when making sexy music videos. When I say "mistake," this may very well be intentional. But there are many videos that I don't post on this site, or at least they are less sexy, because of the following:

1) Sexy girls should always be the main attraction, not a decoration in the background. This is very common with hip/hop and reggaeton videos. It almost seems like the artist is trying to show off how cool they are to have sexy girls in their videos, rather than actually trying to make a sexy video. See Rule #1: more screen time for the sexy girls, preferably 100%, will make a sexier video.

2) Some videos make it seem like whoever edited the video was afraid to make "too sexy" a video, so they show some sexy girls, then some buildings, traffic, and other random boring stuff, and then show a few more sexy girls. Again, see Rule #1. If you hire some sexy girls for a video shoot, why would you put shots of buildings and traffic in your video? What's the point?

3) Don't put kids in your sexy music video. I'm not sure what people are thinking here. The typical video goes something like this: Sexy girl dancing in bikini, sexy girl dancing in bikini, sexy girl dancing in bikini, 8-year old kid just hanging out, maybe in bikini as well, another sexy girl dancing in bikini. This is just weird to me. This rule is pretty simple: no children during sexy time.

4) Don't do the sexy video bait-and-switch. If you're going to make a video where it's the dudes getting all sexy, whatever, go ahead, I don't care, although I won't watch it. But don't be an asshole and make a video that starts out showing sexy girls, only they turn out to be guys, or the girls leave and it becomes a video of guys. I've seen several videos like this and will not post them to the site.

Any other big sexy video no-no's that I'm leaving out here?

Serebro - "Malo tebya"

Serebro
Мало тебя

Released July 2013

Monday, July 8, 2013

The 7 stupidest comments posted on every single sexy music video on YouTube

If you like to comment on YouTube videos, please don't be guilty of any of the following, which are completely stupid, and also completely unoriginal, since you will find most of these comments on almost every sexy music video on YouTube.

1) 90% porn, 10% music (or any variation of this, however clever the commenter tries to make it)

2) This porn has nice music

3) This porn has shitty music

4) I like the song, but the dancing girls were a terrible idea (or any other way of saying that the video is bad because it is sexy)

5) Fap fap fap (Keep it to yourself, please)

6) I wonder what the artist's/dancer's father/mother would say about her dressing like this (or Slut Shaming in any form)

7) 308 people are homosexual (or however many dislikes the video has). This is an especially noxious form of homophobia. In general, I don't think gay men are particularly repulsed by sexy videos of women. They just aren't turned on by them.

Commenter Dude-o-rama adds the following equally stupid comments to the list:

8) I'm so wet!!! (100+ thumbs up because a girl [apparently] wrote it)

9) If this doesn't give you a boner, you're gay.

10) Fake tits.

11) Real tits but they look fake.

12) I know [the girl in this video] and I've banged her.

13) Girls from [country other than where video is from] are all whores.

14) I wanna go to Romania!

Alexis y Fido - "Rompe la cintura"

Released April 2013

Biffguyz & DJ Haipa - "Leto"

BIFFGUYZ и DJ HAIPA
Лето

Released July 2013

Goryachiy Shokolad - "Dve nedeli raya"

Горячий Шоколад
Две Недели Рая

Released in July 2013, the newest from Ukrainian girl group Hot Chocolate.

WorldStarCandy website

I had seen the World Star Candy website before, but it wasn't until yesterday that I really looked around, and this website is amazing. In fact, everyone should stop browsing my website and go check it out. This website is affiliated with the hip-hop site WorldStarHipHop. The concept of the site is hip hop and sexy models, which is a pretty fantastic combination. The models in the videos are a combination of published models, dancers, and reality TV stars, and the video content is anywhere from non-nude with lingerie and bikinis to full nude.

Visit WorldStarCandy

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Jennifer Lopez feat. Pitbull - "Live It Up"

Released May 2013

Iyanya feat. Flavour - "Jombolo"

Released June 2013

Irina Shapiro - "One Last Kiss"

Released June 2013

DJ Chino feat. Fito Blanko & Papayo - "Si te agarro"

Released December 2012

Kings - "Stigmes Magikes"

Kings
Στιγμές Mαγικές

Released June 2013

MC Stojan feat. Galena - "Vatreno vatreno"

MC Stojan, Галена
Ватрено ватрено

Released June 2013

Alvaro Guerra, J.Orleans, Kilian Dominguez & Silvia Roman - "Jugando Al Amor"

Released June 2013

Bravve feat Li'Raw - "Love That Goes Around"

Released June 2013

Kumi Koda - "Touchdown"

倖田 來未
Touchdown

Released June 2013

Papa Joe feat. Foncho - "Caperucita"

Released June 2013

Lloyd feat. Juicy J - "Twerk Off"

Released June 2013

A little behind on 2013

You may have noticed that I've got a lot of catching up to do on 2013 sexy music videos. I'm working as much as I can on catching up, so hopefully I find a lot more great videos to post here. If you know of any that I haven't posted, of course please let me know.

Bo ft. Shaya - "Kalokairini Kardia"

Bo ft Shaya
Καλοκαιρινή Καρδιά

Released June 2013

The Clan Family - "La reina del mar"

Released June 2013

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Solive feat. Edalam & Kymaï - "Sunny Girl"

Released June 2013

Horny United & Michael Lazar feat. Alray - "Close to Me"

Released July 2013

Yonas - "Girls of Summer"

Released June 2013

Milko Kalaydzhiev feat. Ustata - "Vreme za izbuhvane"

Милко Калайджиев feat. Устата
Време за избухване

Released July 2012

Milko Kalaydzhiev - "Gotina Si"

Милко Калайджиев
Готина си

Released June 2013

Miami Rockers ft. Rino(IO)DJ - "Jeans On"

Released July 2013

Angel feat. Djamaikata - "Jivee mi se"

Ангел feat. Джамайката
Живее ми се

Released June 2013

Friday, July 5, 2013

Sean Paul - "Gimme the Light"

Konshens - "Walk and Wine"/"On Your Face"

Released April 2013

Aidonia - "Pon Di Pole"

Released April 2013

Konshens - "Gal a Bubble"

Wizkid - "Azonto"

Released March 2013

Tiwa Savage - "Kele Kele Love"

Tiwa Savage - "Love Me 3x"

This video by the beautiful Nigerian singer Tiwa Savage was deemed "too sexy" by many people, which means that I love it.



Loona - "Rakatakata (Un Rayo De Sol)"

Released July 2013

Maria - "Lyubimi ratse"

Мария
Любими ръце

Released July 2013

Everyone say "thank you" to Justin Timberlake

I know everyone likes to hate on boy bands and male pop singers, etc. but I'm thinking everyone needs to take back anything mean they've ever said or thought about Justin Timberlake. In his newest video, he is doing everything he can to make YouTube a safe space for boobs. There have been topless girls in music videos on YouTube for a while now, but not, that I know of, by such a prominent mainstream artist. And if he can beat YouTube on this and keep his video on YouTube, I think we're going to start seeing a lot more artists making sexier videos. YouTube has a very vague policy on nudity, saying that it has to be "artistic" or something like that, but videos get banned from YouTube all the time for violating this extremely vague policy, such as Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines", which was banned from YouTube and then later allowed back on.

So thank you, Justin Timberlake.

My rules for sexy music videos

Just making a quick comment. Sometimes I click on a video because there is a sexy screencap or I find a site that shows a few sexy screencaps, and the actual video has only a few seconds of sexy girls while the rest of the video is boring, or at least not sexy. So, here are a few of my rules for sexy music videos.

1) More screen time for sexy girls gives you a sexier video. I don't care about seeing the artists or anything. Save that for another video. If you are trying to make the sexiest music video possible, give 100% of the screen time to the sexy girls. If you are a male artist and you hire some sexy girls for a video shoot, it takes some serious stones to think that people still care about seeing you on the screen.

2) Naked girls or girls wearing bikinis or lingerie are very nice to look at, but to make a sexier video, they should be dancing or making out with each other or something.

3) Hire a professional studio to shoot your video. I don't usually find home-video style music videos particularly sexy.

Anything else I should add to this list?

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Sunloverz - "Summer of Love 2k13"

Released June 2013

Evelyn feat. Lexter - "Lovers Cry"

Released June 2013

Smiley feat. Khan - "Criminal"

Released July 2013

Mandinga feat. Muneer - "Bling"

Released June 2013

Dam'Edge feat. Fatman Scoop & Kat DeLuna - "Shake It"

Released January 2013

Ciara feat. Nicki Minaj - "Im Out"

Released June 2013

2 Chainz feat. Pharrell - "Feds Watching"

Released June 2013

B.o.B feat. 2 Chainz - "Headband"

Released July 2013

Nek & Alessio - "Uite la ea"

Released September 2012

Nek & Blondu de la Timisoara - "Habibi"

Released June 2013

Alvaro Guerra & Dany Rojas feat. Xcriz - "Mamita"

Released July 2013

Jessica D - "Hero"

Released November 2012

Marquess & Jessica D feat. Jimmy Dub - "Beso"

Released March 2013

Jessica D feat. Glance - "Get Down" (Lyric Video)

Released July 2013

Rumanetsa & Enchev feat. Marieta - "Az te iskam"

Румънеца & Енчев feat. Мариета
Аз те искам

Released in 2010

Rumanetsa & Enchev feat. Marieta & Geri Doncheva - "7 dni"

Румънеца & Енчев feat. Мариета & Гери Дончева
7 дни

Released July 2013

Chriss-tina - "Radio"

Released June 2013

G&G vs. Davis Redfield - "Icey Queen"

Released February 2013

Lulu James - "Closer"

Released March 2013

Lulu James - "Step By Step"

Released July 2013

Yanitsa & DJ Jivko Mix - "Natiskay"

Яница и DJ Живко Микс
Натискай

Released July 2013

DF&S vs. Ceresia & Ron Carroll - "Bang Bang (Explode)"

Released May 2013

Justin Timberlake - "Tunnel Vision"

Released July 2013

Debora - "Ne priemam"

Дебора
Не приемам

Released July 2013