Saturday, May 28, 2011

Keri Hilson feat. Timbaland - "Return the Favor"

Keri Hilson - "Energy"

Joey Moe - "Jordan er giftig"

Indira Radic - "Pije mi se pije"

Robert M & DJ Barillo - "Latino"

Mylene Farmer - "L'amour n'est rien..."

(Mega Trio) Malina, Galena & Emilia - "Alarma"

Мега трио - Малина , Емилия и Галена
Аларма

Watch Galena's videos

Malina - "Situacia"

Малина
Ситуация

Watch on PlanetaPlay

Semen Frolov - "Sveta Koroleva Minueta"

Семён Фролов
Света Королева Менуэта

This one's a little weird, but you should see why I'm including it here.

C-money ft. Big Smooth - "She's a Bad Muthafuka"

B. Pumper - "Swingin' Da Lead"

Zayra - "Baby Likes to Bang"

Zajmina Vasjari - "Nje me pak e nje me shume"

Zajmina Vasjari - "S'te dua"

Believe it or not, this is the best-looking copy I can find.

Chika iz Permi - "Rolly"

Чика из Перми
Роллы

Flo Rida - "Turn Around (5,4,3,2,1)"

Lynxx feat Mia - "In the Mood"

Snoop Dogg - "Wet"

My Darkest Days - "Porn Star Dancing"

Rock Version:



Extended Uncensored Version:

Tom Novy feat Michael Marshall - "Your Body"

NDS feat Lauren Waterworth - "Xanadu"

This is obviously not why I'm posting this video here, but amazingly, the vocalist on this song, Lauren Waterworth, was only 15 years old when this was recorded (15 according to her official website; the video says she was 14).

Yes S Club - "Kiss Kiss Kiss"



Twinz - "Diamonds"



Malina - "Ima Koi"

Малина
Има кой

Malina & Galena feat. Fatih Uirek - "Moi"

Малина и Галена feat. Фатих Юрек
Мой

Watch Galena's videos here



From 2009

Galena & Malina - "Mnogo sladko"

Галена и Малина
Много сладко

Watch Galena's videos here





From 2009

Malina - "Ne Se Sramuvan"

Малина
Не се срамувам

Malina - "Oshte Palish"

Малина
Още палиш

Malina - "Drug Pyt"

Малина
Друг път

Watch on PlanetaPlay

Malina - "Strast"

Малина
Страст

Watch on PlanetaPlay

Malina & Azis - "Iskam, iskam"

Малина и Азис
Искам,искам

Malina - "Neka Da Ne Znam"

Малина
Нека да не знам

Watch on PlanetaPlay

Malina - "Samo Tazi Nosht"

Малина
Само тази нощ

MC Tamerlan - "My Name" (uncensored)

Malina - "Kaji obicham te"

Малина
Кажи обичам те

Malina - "Ljubovta e..."

Малина
Любовта е...

Malina - "Samo me obichay"

Малина
Само ме обичай

The first half isn't that great, but stay tuned for the second half, where she's pretty fucking amazing.

Malina - "Leden Sviat"

Malina "Dve ochi"

Малина
Две очи

Malina - "Obicham ludo"

Малина
Обичам лудо

Malina - "Ela"

Малина
Ела

Malina - "Muzika" (Remix)

Малина
Музика (Remix)

Malina - "Ognena zvezda"

Малина
Огнена звезда

Mainfield - "Feel the Love" (Supremos porn edit)

This almost makes up for not being able to find the Trollops "Down on Me."

Download it now while it's still available.

Cascada - "Dream On Dreamer" (Supremos porn edit)

Astrada - "Like an Ocean" (Supremos porn edit)

Watch in full screen mode here.

Cascada - "Ready for Love" (Supremos porn edit)

Jessica Simpson - "Sweetest Sin"

Jessica Simpson - "Irresistible"

Christina Aguilera - "Not Myself Tonight"



I like to keep a couple of spare copies just in case, but these videos don't look any better than the VEVO version, and in fact some of the picture has been cut off to make the video widescreen.



Christina Aguilera feat Lil' Kim - "Can't Hold Us Down"

Christina Aguilera - "Genie in a Bottle" / "Genio Atrapado"

The videos are very similar, but if you can get both videos to play in sync, you'll see that they're definitely not the same. All of the shots of Christina singing were filmed separately, and I think the Spanish version is a bit sexier.

English:



Spanish:

Britney Spears - "Womanizer"

Britney Spears - "Do Somethin'"





Britney Spears - "My Prerogative" (Bed Version)

Britney Spears - "Breathe On Me" (Live, Onyx Hotel Tour)

Britney Spears - "Toxic" (2 versions)

Original version:



Sexy Karaoke Version in HD:

Britney Spears - "I Love Rock 'n' Roll"



Friday, May 27, 2011

Britney Spears - "Overprotected (Darkchild Remix)"

There's also a video for the album version of this song, but this is the one to watch. For some reason, this video is hard to find. This first video has the album version of the song with the Darkchild video.



Alternate location, not good quality.

Britney Spears - "I'm a Slave 4 U" (Live at Las Vegas)

Britney Spears - "I'm a Slave 4 U"

Britney Spears - "Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know"

Britney Spears - Stronger"

Britney Spears - "Oops!...I Did It Again"

Britney Spears - "...Baby One More Time"

Britney Spears - Pepsi advertisement

Britney Spears - "Anticipating" fan-made video

I'm including this as an extra because it's probably the best song in Britney's entire catalog.

R. Kelly feat Jay-Z - "Fiesta" (uncensored)



This looks better, but the audio is out of sync.

N.O.R.E. feat Nina Sky, Daddy Yankee, Gemstar & Big Mato - "Oye Mi Canto"

Pitbull feat Lil' Jon - "Toma"

R. Kelly feat Wisin & Yandel - "Burn It Up"

Wisin & Yandel - "Pam Pam"

Wisin & Yandel - "Me estás tentando"

Wisin & Yandel - "Pegao"

Q-Tip - "Breathe and Stop"

Q-Tip - "Vivrant Thing"

Veronika Zemanova - "The Model"

She is a superstar in the world of softcore/erotic nude modelling.

Scooter - "Suavemente"

Inna feat. Bob Taylor - "Déjà Vu"

AKA: Bob Taylor feat. Inna - "Déjà Vu"

I have the original video first, which was filmed without Inna. The video was later edited to include some scenes of Inna on a boat.

Original version:



Edited version with Inna:



Inna - "Love"



Inna - "Hot" (2 versions)

True Love Video Edit:





Dancing in the Dark Video Edit:



Watch on YouTube if the first video doesn't work.

Clara Morgane - "Sexy Girl"

Clara Morgane & Lord Kossity - "J'aime"

Danzel - "Pump It Up"



Alternate location:

Vinylshakerz - "One Night in Bangkok"

Chanel - "My Life"



Alternate 1:



Alternate 2:

Supafly Inc - "Moving Too Fast"

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Hollywood FM - "Stripping Off" / "Dogola"

Hollywood FM
Stripping Off / Догола





Here's the same video in Russian.





Hollywood FM - "Samaya krasivaya"

Hollywood FM
Самая красивая

Hollywood FM - "Kapli"

Hollywood FM
Капли

Hollywood - "Ya takaya"

Hollywood
Я такая

Hollywood - "Kotik"

Hollywood
Котик

Ida Corr vs Fedde Le Grand - "Let Me Think About It"

The dancers are Anchelique Mariano, Dominique Tipper and Stephanie Fitzpatrick.

Shana Vanguarde - "Gimme Gimme Gimme"

Major Boys vs Kim Wilde - "Friday Night Kids"

Junior Jack - "E samba"

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Mariah Carey - "Loverboy" (2 versions)



Mariah Carey - "Honey"

Tatjana - "Baila Baila"

Nelly - "Hot in Herre"



Alternate:

Jennifer Lopez - "I'm Glad"

Jennifer Lopez - "Jenny from the Block"

Jennifer Lopez feat. Nas - "I'm Gonna Be Alright"

Jennifer Lopez feat. Ja Rule & Caddillac Tah - "Ain't It Funny (Murder Remix)"

Jennifer Lopez - "Ain't It Funny"

Jennifer Lopez - "Play"

Jennifer Lopez - "Love Don't Cost a Thing"

Jennifer Lopez - "Waiting For Tonight" (2 versions)



Hex Hector Remix Version:

Jennifer Lopez - "If You Had My Love"

Christina Aguilera - "Candyman"

Monday, May 23, 2011

t.A.T.u. - "Sparks" / "220"

I suggest watching this video, then "Snowfalls"

English:



Russian:

t.A.T.u. - "Snowfalls"/ "Snegopady"

I suggest watching "Sparks" before watching this video.

It's animated, but it still looks pretty cool. Not the typical video I post here, but worth watching.

English:



Russian:

Five - "Let's Dance"

I thought I should post this one here, but most of the good stuff is in the first half of the video.

Kevin Lyttle - "Turn Me On"

Kevin Lyttle is from Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Watch the first version on YouTube.

Second version:

Jewel - "Stand"



Alternate location:

Bone Nation - "Blessted"

Bone Nation - Blessted
Tags: Bone Nation - Blessted

Kylie Minogue - "Red Blooded Woman"

If you want to watch it in HD, click on HD and you will be taken over to Vimeo.

Air - "Cherry Blossom Girl" (Uncensored)

I think YouTube is starting to age-restrict mature videos rather than banning them altogether. If so, that's a definite improvement.

Mya - "My Love Is Like...Wo"

Videos I cannot find

I will use this post to list all of the sexy videos that I cannot find anywhere. If you see anything listed here that you have found, or if you have a copy of it, please let me know. And if you are the content owner, I would be very grateful if you made it available on the web.

The Trollops - "Down on Me" (last seen on www.ifilm.com)
Machine Gun Fellatio - "Pussy Town" (I have never seen the full version; it may not even exist)

Sunday, May 22, 2011

FHM's 100 Sexiest Music Videos

In 2008, the UK edition of FHM Magazine updated their list of 100 Sexiest Music Videos. I have not posted every video on the list, although there are a few more that I should go ahead and post. A few videos on the list do not seem all that sexy to me. My biggest problem with this list is that it includes only one video that is not in English (Shakira's "Lo tortura") while including only one English-language t.A.T.u. video out of an amazing number of sexy videos coming from eastern Europe, particularly from Russia, Ukraine, Bulgaria, and Romania.

Despite these reservations, this list is still a great way to get started, and you should find a lot of sexy videos you haven't seen before. However, I am working on my own list of the sexiest music videos of all time, which will be much longer and sexier than this FHM list. If there are any particular videos you would like to see on my list, I would love to hear from you.

The FHM website no longer features this list.

#1: Madonna - "Justify My Love"
#2: Eric Prydz - "Call On Me"
#3: The White Stripes - "I Just Don't Know What to Do With Myself"
#4: Benny Benassi - "Satisfaction"
#5: Chris Isaak - "Wicked Game"
#6: Kylie Minogue - "I Just Can't Get You Out of My Head"
#7: Girls Aloud - "Can't Speak French"
#8: Britney Spears - "Womanizer"
#9: Christina Aguilera feat. Redman - "Dirrty"
#10: Eminem - "Superman"
#11: Britney Spears - "I'm a Slave 4 U"
#12: Kylie Minogue - "Spinning Around"
#13: Madonna - "Erotica"
#14: Jessica Simpson - "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'"
#15: Katy Perry - "I Kissed a Girl"
#16: Benny Benassi - "Who's Your Daddy"
#17: N.E.R.D. - "Lapdance"
#18: Pussycat Dolls - "Buttons"
#19: Aerosmith - "Crazy"
#20: Simian Mobile Disco - "Hustler"
#21: Not listed at FHM
#22: Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya & Pink - "Lady Marmalade"
#23: Cassie - "Me & U"
#24: 50 Cent - "Candy Shop"
#25: Michael Jackson - "In the Closet"
#26: Sunblock - "I'll Be Ready"
#27: Marilyn Manson - "Tainted Love"
#28: Duran Duran - "Girls on Film"
#29: Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue - "Kids"
#30: Mason vs Princess Superstar - "Perfect Exceeder"
#31: Machine Gun Fellatio - "Pussy Town"
#32: Paris Hilton - "Stars Are Blind"
#33: Robert Palmer - "Simply Irresistible"
#34: Holly Valance - "Kiss Kiss"
#35: Madonna - "Open Your Heart"
#36: Motley Crue - "Girls Girls Girls"
#37: DJ Porny - "Je t'aime porny"
#38: Nelly feat St. Lunatics- "E.I. (Tip Drill Remix)"
#39: George Michael - "Too Funky"
#40: Nelly feat Justin Timberlake - "Work It"
#41: Alex Gaudino feat. Crystal Waters - "Destination Calabria"
#42: Corenell vs Lisa Marie Experience - "Keep on Jumpin"
#43: Rachel Stevens - "Sweet Dreams My LA Ex"
#44: Britney Spears - "Toxic"
#45: Beyonce feat Jay-Z - "Crazy in Love"
#46: Prodigy - "Smack My Bitch Up"
#47: Boogie Pimps - "Somebody to Love"
#48: Justin Timberlake - "Sexy Back"
#49: Armand van Helden - "My, My, My"
#50: MVP - "Rock Ya Body"
#51: Add N to (X) - "Plug Me In"
#52: DJ Peran - "We Want to Be Free"
#53: Enrique Iglesias - "Escape"
#54: Lindsay Lohan - "Rumors"
#55: Zebrahead - "Playmate of the Year"
#56: Billy Idol - "Cradle of Love"
#57: 50 Cent feat Justin Timberlake and Timbaland - "Ayo Technology"
#58: Christina Milian - "Dip It Low"
#59: Warrant - "Cherry Pie"
#60: MSTRKRFT - "Easy Love"
#61: Madonna - "Human Nature"
#62: Kanye West - "Flashing Lights"
#63: The Fratellis - "Flathead"
#64: Fountains of Wayne - "Stacy's Mom"
#65: Junior Jack - "Stupidisco"
#66: Sabrina - "Boys"
#67: Shakira feat. Alejandro Sanz - "La tortura"
#68: Sisqo - "Thong Song" (Original version)
#69: Rihanna feat Jay-Z - "Umbrella"
#70: Khia - "My Neck My Back" (I have a different version here)
#71: Gwen Stefani - "Hollaback Girl"
#72: Justin Timberlake - "What Goes Around...Comes Around"
#73: Kelis - "Milkshake"
#74: Aerosmith - "Sweet Emotion"
#75: Fedde Le Grand - "Put Your Hands Up For Detroit"
#76: Kanye West - "Touch the Sky"
#77: Prince - "Get Off"
#78: Bodyrox - "Yeah Yeah"
#79: Mariah Carey - "Touch My Body"
#80: Whitesnake - "Here I Go Again"
#81: Bubba Sparxxx - "Ms. New Booty"
#82: Sir Mix-A-Lot - "Baby Got Back"
#83: Jay-Z - "I Just Wanna Love U (Give It 2 Me)"
#84: Van Halen - "Hot For Teacher"
#85: Wreckz-N-Effect - "Rumpshaker"
#86: Divinyls - "I Touch Myself"
#87: Hercules and Love Affair - "Blind"
#88: Señor Coconut - "Da Da Da"
#89: Uniting Nations - "Out of Touch"
#90: Marilyn Manson - "Heart-Shaped Glasses"
#91: George Michael - "I Want Your Sex"
#92: Duran Duran - "Rio"
#93: Ludacris - "P-Poppin"
#94: OutKast - "The Way You Move"
#95: LL Cool J - "Doin' It"
#96: 2 Live Crew - "Me So Horny"
#97: Bell Biv DeVoe - "Poison"
#98: Samantha Fox - "Touch Me"
#99: Snoop Dogg - "Sensual Seduction"
#100:t.A.T.u. - "All the Things She Said"

Eminem - "Superman" (Uncensored)

Co-starring pornstar Gina Lynn

Click on the picture below to watch the video on Dailymotion.

Eminem Superman

Madonna - "Erotica"

Katy Perry - "I Kissed a Girl"

Aerosmith - "Crazy"

Starring Alicia Silverstone and Liv Tyler (Steven Tyler's daughter). This is the best of the three Aerosmith videos featuring Alicia.

Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya & Pink - "Lady Marmalade"

Cassie - "Long Way 2 Go"

Cassie - "Me & U"

Duran Duran - "Girls on Film" (Uncensored)

Machine Gun Fellatio - "Pussy Town"

I could only find a 45-second teaser clip, but FHM couldn't find the whole video either.

Paris Hilton - "Stars Are Blind"

Robert Palmer - "Simply Irresistible"

Madonna - "Open Your Heart"

Belle & Sebastian - "Suicide Girl" (Uncensored)

This was made by the SuicideGirls as "a love letter to Belle & Sebastian" using a bonus track on the band's newest album. I've been trying to avoid personal commentary about the music here, but this is probably the best song I've posted so far on the blog. The models are Carrina and Cheri from the SuicideGirls.

Nelly feat St. Lunatics- "E.I. (Tip Drill Remix)" (Uncensored)

Featuring video girl Whyte Chocolate.

Nelly feat Justin Timberlake - "Work It"

With a cameo by Hef

Clean version:



Uncensored version:

Rachel Stevens - "Sweet Dreams My LA Ex"

Enrique Iglesias - "Be With You"

Co-starring Shannon Elizabeth

For better quality, watch on Yahoo Music.

Enrique Iglesias - "Hero"

Co-starring Jennifer Love Hewitt

Enrique Iglesias - "Escape"

Lindsay Lohan - "Rumors"

Zebrahead - "Playmate of the Year" (2 versions)

Featuring Hef, a lot of Playboy models, and Jodi Ann Patterson, the Playmate of the Year 2000

Clean version:



Dirty version:

Billy Idol - "Cradle of Love"

Starring model Betsy Lynn George

50 Cent feat Justin Timberlake and Timbaland - "Ayo Technology"

Featuring video girl Becky Dubar.

MSTRKRFT - "Easy Love"





Watch on YouTube if the videos above do not work (not HQ).

Madonna - "Human Nature"

Kanye West - "Flashing Lights"

The Fratellis - "Flathead"

From Wikipedia: "Casey Batchelor plays the girl in the red dress, Natalie Oxley plays the girl in the dark blue dress, and Charlotte McKenna plays the girl in the white dress."

Mya - "Free"

Mya - "Case of the Ex"

Mya feat. Jadakiss - "The Best of Me"

Mya feat. Silkk the Shocker - "Movin' On"

Mya feat. Sisqo - "It's All About Me"

Sabrina - "Boys"

Sisqo - "Thong Song" (2 versions)

Original version:



Remix version featuring Foxy Brown (Melyssa Ford is one of the girls):

Gwen Stefani - "Hollaback Girl"

Justin Timberlake - "What Goes Around...Comes Around"

Co-starring Scarlett Johansson

Short version:



Director's Cut:

Kelis - "Milkshake"

Mariah Carey - "Touch My Body"

Co-starring Jack McBrayer (Kenneth the Page from 30 Rock)

Jay-Z - "I Just Wanna Love U (Give It 2 Me)"

Señor Coconut - "Da Da Da"

Ludacris - "P-Poppin" (Uncensored)

OutKast - "The Way You Move"