Saturday, June 11, 2011

Kanye West - "Power" (Uncensored)

Short and sweet. The song on the album is longer. Kanye has said that this clip is just a teaser for a 40-minute video, so we'll have to wait for that one.

Director's Cut:



Clean version:

Rihanna - "Man Down"

Rihanna returns to her Barbadian roots with the reggae-influenced "Man Down," and I think she does a pretty good job here. She's also looking rather bouncy in the video, if you know what I mean.

Rihanna - "California King Bed"

Kanye West feat. Rihanna and Kid Cudi - "All of the Lights"

"All Of The Lights" by Kanye West feat. Rihanna and Kid Cudi with vocals by Fergie, Charlie Wilson, John Legend, Tony Williams, Alicia Keys, La Roux, The Dream, Ryan Leslie, Alvin Fields and Ken Lewis

Rihanna doesn't have much screen time here, but her outfit is just amazing. Anyone want to do a Rihanna-only edit?

I cannot find a version of this video with the uncensored song, but do yourself a favor and listen to My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy in all its uncensored glory, a rap album that both the classic rockers at Rolling Stone and the indie rockers at Pitchfork have called the #1 album of 2010.

WARNING: This video has been identified by Epilepsy Action to potentially trigger
seizures for people with photosensitive epilepsy. Viewer discretion is advised.



Alternate location:



Just the song, uncut and uncensored:

"Vampish" vs. "Girl next door"

I've been using the terms "vampish" and "girl next door" as different styles that girls use to look sexy. If you're not sure what I'm talking about, let Keeley Hazell show you the difference.

Vampish:



Girl next door:



This was from a few years ago, so you can't vote anymore, but you can still play the game at FHM's website.

Rihanna - "S&M"

Rihanna - "Only Girl (In the World)"

David Guetta feat. Rihanna - "Who's That Chick?" (2 versions)

There's a day version and a night version. This is not a clean version and a dirty version. I would say they're about equally sexy. The day version is full of bright colors, and the night version has a lot of black.

Day Version:



Night Version:

Eminem feat. Rihanna - "Love the Way You Lie"

Co-starring Megan Fox, Megan Fox's underwear, and Dominic Monaghan (Merry in Lord of the Rings and Charlie in Lost).

Rihanna - "Te Amo"

A vampish Rihanna plays the love interest of French supermodel Laetitia Casta, seen also in "Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing" by Chris Isaak.

Rihanna feat. Slash - "Rockstar 101"

Slash couldn't make it to the shoot for the video, so Rihanna impersonated him. Slash thought it was hot, and who am I to disagree?

Rihanna - "Rude Boy"

Rihanna feat. Young Jeezy - "Hard"

Rihanna feat. Justin Timberlake - "Rehab"

I'm not about to call Justin Timberlake modest, but it seems a little strange that he would write a song and only give himself one line and a couple of grunts.

Rihanna - "Disturbia"

Rihanna feat. Ne-Yo - "Hate That I Love You"

This one's fairly tame, but it features Rihanna wearing some classy pin-up lingerie.

Rihanna - "Shut Up and Drive"

Rihanna feat Jay-Z - "Umbrella"

Rihanna - "S.O.S."

Rihanna - "If It's Lovin' That You Want"



I can't watch this one here in the United States, but anyone else might try it.

Rihanna - "Pon de Replay"

Her debut video, just a year after she moved from Barbados to the United States to pursue a music career.

SMS - "Chitai po gubam"

SMS (СМС)
Читай по губам

Maybe not as hot as "Telo," but I wanted to let you know that SMS is still active. The brunette Marina is the only girl left from "Telo" and the other videos. She has been joined by the redhead Veronika Tishkina and the blonde Anastasia Gavrelyuk.

SMS - "Uroki erotiki"

SMS (СМС)
Уроки эротики

This video is a bit weird. And Lana has been replaced by Aleksandra Marchenko.

SMS - "V mae"

SMS (СМС)
В мае

The redhead is Oksana. This is just their second video, so apparently she left the group and was replaced by Tanya before "Ljubyj Kokhaj Mene" and before the photo was taken for their first album cover.



Masha Pirojkova - "Ya Promokla Mama"

Маша Пирожкова
Я промокла мама

Friday, June 10, 2011

Virgin - "Szansa"

I can only assume that the Vevo version looks better, because I can't see it in the USA.

Watch on Vevo, if your country is allowed to watch it.

Alizée - "La Isla Bonita" (live performance)

Alizée - J'ai pas vingt ans" / "I'm Not Twenty"



Alternate location:



This version is for everyone who thought that "freedom fries" was a good idea. I prefer the French version, even though I don't understand most of the lyrics.



Finally, here is a short clip of part of a performance that captures Alizée dancing from a certain very sexy point of view:

Alizée - J'en ai marre" (Live)

Alizée - "J'en ai marre!" / "I'm Fed Up!"



In case there is someone on the planet who somehow thinks English is sexier than French:

Alizée - "Gourmandises"

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Alizée - "L'Alizé"

This is a fan edit that extends the video to the same length as the album version of the song. I can't find any copies of the official video that look and sound this good.

Alizée - "Moi... Lolita"



Alternate location:

Hugo & Paow - "La Isla Bonita"

A cover of a Madonna song.

Ivan Dinges ft. Marineri - "Da ili Net"

Иван Дингес и Маринери
Да или нет

Shakira - "Rabiosa" (2 versions)

Brand new Shakira video, and it's a good one. The English song features Pitbull, and the Spanish song features El Cata. The videos are the same except for the song.



Spanish version:



My Pole Dance Edit:

Freeform Five - "No More Conversations"

Tikaro, J. Louis & Ferran feat. Clarence - "Shine On Me"

Waxdolls - "Dingeling King"

They claim you can watch the uncensored version on their official website, but when I tried it it played the audio with no video. However, you can also download it, and that does work.

Here is a mildly censored version:



This version is more censored than the first, but it's pretty funny because it's a protest video against the content rules of YouTube and other video hosting websites.

Mr. Busta & Balogh Tibor - "Lazul" (Uncensored)

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Kumi Koda - "Lollipop"

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Lollipop





With English subtitles:



Kumi Koda - "Outside Fishbowl"

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Outside Fishbowl



Kumi Koda - "Physical Thing"

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Physical Thing

Kumi Koda - "Hashire!"

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走れ!

Kumi Koda - "Ecstasy"

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Ecstasy

Kumi Koda - "Taboo"

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Taboo



Preview video:

Kumi Koda - "Juicy"

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JUICY



Alternate location:

Kumi Koda feat. Mr. Blistah - "Candy"

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Candy



Duncan & Wilde - "I Just Died"

Song originally by Cutting Crew