Saturday, October 5, 2013

New category suggestions?

Please take a look at the Categories tab and comment below this post on any suggestions you have. The idea behind these categories is for anyone who visits the site to be able to easily find the kind of videos they are looking for. I'm going to start adding labels for things like girls in stockings (which is a request that I have gotten before, and an excellent idea). Since I still need to go through most of the videos on the site and update my labels based on the new site design, this is a perfect opportunity for me to add in extra content labels that you guys want too. Please don't comment on the Categories page itself, but rather on this post.

Freemasons feat. Amanda Wilson - "Watchin'"

This video was in my special folder for my sexiest music videos list but I somehow hadn't added it to this site yet. So enjoy.

Released in 2006

Freemasons feat. Wynter Gordon - "Believer"

Released in 2010

Bobby V feat. 50 Cent - "Altered Ego"

Released in 2010

Memora DJ - "Hivo"

Sometimes, even the sexy music video alternate reality, undressing your coworkers in your mind has consequences. This one takes place in a dentist's office, with a dentist who is strangely unable to focus on getting anything done when there are women in the room.

Released in 2010

Yaga feat. Yellyko - "La vecina"

Released in July 2011

Dalmata - "Siguelo"

Released in 2010

Paolo Meneguzzi - "Imprevedibile"

Released in 2010

Lene Alexandra - "Sexy Naughty Bitchy Me"

A cover of Tata Young, released in 2008.

Lalo the Don - "Lick the Kitty"

Released in 2010

Ray J feat. Yung Berg - "Sexy Can I"

Released in 2007

UNK - "Hit the Dance Floor"

Released in 2007

Big Cock - "Real Man"

'80s style hard rock band Big Cock with girls in bikinis getting covered in milk.

Released in 2006

White Tie Affair - "Allow Me To Introduce Myself...Mr. Right/Candle (Sick and Tired)"

Released in 2008



Silkk the Shocker feat. Master P - "We Like Them Girls"

Released in 2004

Keith Murray feat. Junior & Tyrese - "Nobody Do It Better"

Released in 2007



Montell Jordan - "Supa Star"

Released in 2004

Snoop Dogg feat. Tiffany Foxx - "Shake That Shit"

Released in 2006

Xzibit - "Concentrate"

Released in 2006

Jim Jones - "We Fly High"

Released in 2006

Master P - "Them Jeans"

Released in 2004

RZA as Bobby Digital feat. Method Man - "La Rhumba"

Released in 2001

Fedde Le Grand, Funkerman & Dany P-Jazz - "New Life"

Released in 2010

Ironik feat. Chipmunk & Elton John - "Tiny Dancer"

Released in 2009

Joy Kitikonti - "PornoJoy"

Released in 2003

Moby - "Ooh Yeah"

From the set of a porn shoot, with the pizza delivery guy and the works.

Released in 2008

Too $hort - "Top Down"

Very sexy uncensored rap video from 1995

Friday, October 4, 2013

DJ Sanny J feat. Los Tiburones - "Fiesta Reggaeton"

Released in September 2011

DJ Sanny J feat. Mr. Shammi - "Blame It On the DJ"

This video does gets pretty sexy toward the end, but if you're only looking for the sexy stuff you might as well skip to about 2:30.

Released in August 2013

Soleo - "Sloneczny Patrol"

Released in July 2013

After Party - "Gotuję Cały Się"

Released in July 2013

Crystal Lake feat. Beth - "Dear God"

Very sexy video from Israeli duo Crystal Lake.

Released in March 2013

Albert Fdez, Kike Puentes & Javi Rodriguez feat. King Santana - "Sol y playa"

Released in June 2013

Carlprit - "Fiesta"

Released in December 2012

Natalia feat. Xriz & CHK - "Nunca digas no"

Released in April 2013

Estilo Libre & DJ Valdi - "Macarena"

Released in April 2013

Geo Da Silva & Jack Mazzoni - "Booma Yee"

Released in April 2013

Tacabro - "Asi Asi"

Released in November 2012

Tacabro feat. Prado-Grau & Orchestra Bagutti - "Tic Tic Tac"

Released in May 2013

Kiko Rivera feat. Dr. Bellido - "Chica Loca"

Released in February 2013

Bodybangers feat. Tony T - "Break My Stride"

Released in August 2013

Propaganda - "Znaesh" (DJ Pomeha Remix)

Released in 2010

Russian girl group dance-pop video for anyone who loves girls in latex bodysuits.



Diskoteka Avariya - "Suroviy rep"

Дискотека Авария
Суровый рэп

A flagrant violator of Rule #1 of sexy music videos (not enough screen time for the sexy girls), but the sexy bits are really good. With some very brief nudity, car wash scene, etc.

Released in 2004

Puya feat. George Hora - "Undeva-n Balkani"

Released in 2009

Verbal feat. Puya - "Toata noaptea"

Very sexy Romanian rap video with three topless girls.

Released in 2005



Poeta Callejero feat. Zion & Lennox - "Kamasutra"

Typical sexy reggaeton video in which all the girls are in bikinis, although in this video they are also wearing veils for some reason.

Released in July 2013

Plastikhead - "Nanana"

Released in September 2013

Truko feat. Rycky Angar - "Mas Mia Que Tuya"

The second half of the video gets pretty sexy, with a topless girl on a bed.

Released in May 2013

Thursday, October 3, 2013

D.O.D - "Bananas"

A weird banana-themed video with some girls in bikinis eating bananas.

Released in August 2013

Laidback Luke feat. Majestic - "Pogo"

If you love to watch sexy girls eating very messy food, this video is for you.

Released in March 2013

DJ Feel feat. Anatoly Kontsevich - "Christmas Surround"

Okay, this one's a little out of season. But pretty girls in Sexy Santa outfits are always hot. I'm actually shocked I haven't found more videos like this.

Released in December 2011

Pulse - "Tantsui so mnoy"

Пульс
Танцуй со мной

Released in March 2013

Semargl - "Discolove"

The name of the song might indicate to you that this song from Ukrainian "Satanic pop metal" band Semargl is very different than anything you've heard from them before. This is pretty much a straight electronic dance song, even with female vocals. But it wouldn't be a Semargl video without a bunch of really hot girls.

Released in April 2013

LION - "Horoshie devochki stali plohimi"

ЛИОН
Хорошие девочки стали плохими

Sexy Russian rap video with some partial nudity.

Released in August 2012



OneKiss - "Fiesta"

The song is in English, but this girl group is probably from Russia or Ukraine based on the channel that posted the video.

Released in August 2013

Reading the comments on Rihanna's new video

Yes, call me a masochist. But I spent some time today reading YouTube comments. Today the new big thing was Rihanna's stripper video "Pour It Up." I previously listed my observations on the "7 stupidest comments posted on every sexy video on YouTube." Let's compare my findings from today.

1) 90% porn, 10% music

Holy shit yes! Except the comments on Rihanna's video are mostly 99% porn, 1% music. Sometimes they say 100% porn. The only interesting variation was 99% porn, 1% money (since earning money stripping is a big part of the song's subject matter). The stupidest comment of this nature was 99.999999% porn, .111111% music. If you don't immediately see why this comment is stupid, try plugging the two numbers into a calculator and see what they add up to.

2) This porn has nice music

Yes

3) This porn has shitty music

Yes

4) This video is terrible because it's too sexual.

Probably a quarter of the comments. Even after the Robin Thicke video with three topless models, which not only is still on YouTube but has 22 million views for the uncensored version, people are still apparently surprised that you can have sexually suggestive videos on YouTube. Lots of questions about why this video wasn't on Brazzers or YouPorn instead of YouTube (from people who have never looked at Brazzers or YouPorn, apparently).

5) Fap fap fap

Yes

6) Slut shaming

Far too much of this. Lots of people miss the old Rihanna and think she's ruining her career or her image by twerking and making a video with strippers. Lots of comments just straight up call Rihanna a dirty whore and a slut for making the video. A new variation that I hadn't seen before is people saying that because of Rihanna's video, women are going to get raped. Because I guess back before the sexual revolution and the mainstreaming of porn and other sexualized entertainment, nobody ever got raped. What's that? Rape has decreased? Hmmm.

7) [Insert # of dislikes] people are gay!

Yes

Finally, the most common stupid comment was actually not on my list. Probably about half of the comments I saw were making some kind of comparison between Rihanna and either Britney Spears or Miley Cyrus (mostly Miley). Most of this seems to be fans of other singers trying to pick fights with Rihanna fans and Rihanna fans fighting back. But among these comments you see the ludicrous suggestion that Rihanna is somehow copying Miley, as if Rihanna hadn't been making sexy videos for years at the same time that Miley was still Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel. Thankfully, Rihanna fans stepped in to point out how ridiculous these comments are.

My favorite thing about this video is that despite the Explicit label in the title of the video, it doesn't even have an age-restriction, so anyone can watch it even without a YouTube account. This is a win for the idea that you shouldn't have to be 18 to see sexy stuff.

KK Holliday - "Weh Di Rubba Deh"

This video from Jamaica might just be the sexiest safe sex education video I've seen.

Released in September 2013

Mental Theo - "Sunburn"

Released in September 2013

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Rihanna - "Pour It Up"

Rihanna loves strippers, and this is her stripper anthem. Also her sexiest video in a long time.

Released in October 2013

Britney Spears - "Work Bitch"

This is Britney's sexiest video since "Womanizer." I should go back and add a few of the videos she's released between those two videos, but if she's going to keep looking this sexy and making videos like this, you can expect to see a lot more of her on this site in the future.

Released in October 2013

Monday, September 30, 2013