I've mentioned a few things that people do when making "sexy" music videos that piss me off. But fans are also horrible on YouTube too, and it's not just making incredibly stupid comments on every single sexy music video. Here are more asshole moves or just stupid behaviors on YouTube that no fan should ever be guilty of for any reason whatsoever.
1) Don't download an artist's video, and then reupload EXACTLY the same video to YouTube while the artist's video is still on the site. You are literally stealing views from the artist, because when someone searches for the video they may find your video first instead of the artist's.
Exceptions to this rule: if you are uploading a higher quality video than the official version uploaded on the artist's channel, or if you edit the video to make it sexier, you may be on shaky ground legally, but you are doing the world a service, so go ahead. Also, if you upload a bunch of videos from different artists that would otherwise be difficult for people to find, I appreciate what you are doing. But it would be more ethical to make a playlist that gives views to the official videos uploaded by the artists.
2) Don't upload a shitty quality video and call it "True HD" or whatever. If you need to upconvert the quality to get the video to full-screen the way you want, or something like that, that's fine. But don't tell people it's HD unless it looks as good as a real HD video.
3) Don't upload a video without identifying information. Sometimes you find videos that say "Sexiest music video ever!!" or something like that, and yes, it may be a very sexy video, but if you want to find out the name of the artist or the song you're out of luck. You may be able to use the lyrics to guess, but really, making someone guess the name of the video they're watching is just an asshole move. So stop this.
4) Don't be deceptive with your screencap. Sometimes you click on a video because the screencap looks like it's a high quality video, but it's just a still photo with the audio of the song. I don't care if you want to upload an audio-only video, but try not to go out of your way to fool someone into clicking when they're actually looking for the music video.
5) It's not YOUR video, so don't put YOUR ugly fucking watermark on the video. There have been numerous times where I have decided not to post a specific video on this site entirely because there was a huge distracting watermark on it. So please don't do this.
Any comments, or anything else you've seen on YouTube that pisses you off?
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Saturday, July 13, 2013
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Please help answer this sexy music video question
A visitor to the site asked the following question: "I'm looking for this eastern european video in which three girls are dancing in some kind of middle easterm fairy tale setting. A few guys enter the room and a kind of orgy starts. You know which one I am talking about?"
Does this sound familiar to anyone? If so, please comment below.
Does this sound familiar to anyone? If so, please comment below.
Biggest mistakes made in "sexy" music videos
As a follow-up to my post on my rules for sexy music videos, here are some of the most common mistakes that people make when making sexy music videos. When I say "mistake," this may very well be intentional. But there are many videos that I don't post on this site, or at least they are less sexy, because of the following:
1) Sexy girls should always be the main attraction, not a decoration in the background. This is very common with hip/hop and reggaeton videos. It almost seems like the artist is trying to show off how cool they are to have sexy girls in their videos, rather than actually trying to make a sexy video. See Rule #1: more screen time for the sexy girls, preferably 100%, will make a sexier video.
2) Some videos make it seem like whoever edited the video was afraid to make "too sexy" a video, so they show some sexy girls, then some buildings, traffic, and other random boring stuff, and then show a few more sexy girls. Again, see Rule #1. If you hire some sexy girls for a video shoot, why would you put shots of buildings and traffic in your video? What's the point?
3) Don't put kids in your sexy music video. I'm not sure what people are thinking here. The typical video goes something like this: Sexy girl dancing in bikini, sexy girl dancing in bikini, sexy girl dancing in bikini, 8-year old kid just hanging out, maybe in bikini as well, another sexy girl dancing in bikini. This is just weird to me. This rule is pretty simple: no children during sexy time.
4) Don't do the sexy video bait-and-switch. If you're going to make a video where it's the dudes getting all sexy, whatever, go ahead, I don't care, although I won't watch it. But don't be an asshole and make a video that starts out showing sexy girls, only they turn out to be guys, or the girls leave and it becomes a video of guys. I've seen several videos like this and will not post them to the site.
Any other big sexy video no-no's that I'm leaving out here?
1) Sexy girls should always be the main attraction, not a decoration in the background. This is very common with hip/hop and reggaeton videos. It almost seems like the artist is trying to show off how cool they are to have sexy girls in their videos, rather than actually trying to make a sexy video. See Rule #1: more screen time for the sexy girls, preferably 100%, will make a sexier video.
2) Some videos make it seem like whoever edited the video was afraid to make "too sexy" a video, so they show some sexy girls, then some buildings, traffic, and other random boring stuff, and then show a few more sexy girls. Again, see Rule #1. If you hire some sexy girls for a video shoot, why would you put shots of buildings and traffic in your video? What's the point?
3) Don't put kids in your sexy music video. I'm not sure what people are thinking here. The typical video goes something like this: Sexy girl dancing in bikini, sexy girl dancing in bikini, sexy girl dancing in bikini, 8-year old kid just hanging out, maybe in bikini as well, another sexy girl dancing in bikini. This is just weird to me. This rule is pretty simple: no children during sexy time.
4) Don't do the sexy video bait-and-switch. If you're going to make a video where it's the dudes getting all sexy, whatever, go ahead, I don't care, although I won't watch it. But don't be an asshole and make a video that starts out showing sexy girls, only they turn out to be guys, or the girls leave and it becomes a video of guys. I've seen several videos like this and will not post them to the site.
Any other big sexy video no-no's that I'm leaving out here?
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Dan Balan feat. Tony Vander & Brasco - "Lendo Calendo"
The newest video from Dan Balan, whose 2010 Chew Fu Remix version of the "Chica Bomb" video will easily be one of the highest ranked videos on the Sexiest Music Videos of All Time list I am currently working on.
Released July 2013
Released July 2013
Monday, July 8, 2013
The 7 stupidest comments posted on every single sexy music video on YouTube
If you like to comment on YouTube videos, please don't be guilty of any of the following, which are completely stupid, and also completely unoriginal, since you will find most of these comments on almost every sexy music video on YouTube.
1) 90% porn, 10% music (or any variation of this, however clever the commenter tries to make it)
2) This porn has nice music
3) This porn has shitty music
4) I like the song, but the dancing girls were a terrible idea (or any other way of saying that the video is bad because it is sexy)
5) Fap fap fap (Keep it to yourself, please)
6) I wonder what the artist's/dancer's father/mother would say about her dressing like this (or Slut Shaming in any form)
7) 308 people are homosexual (or however many dislikes the video has). This is an especially noxious form of homophobia. In general, I don't think gay men are particularly repulsed by sexy videos of women. They just aren't turned on by them.
Commenter Dude-o-rama adds the following equally stupid comments to the list:
8) I'm so wet!!! (100+ thumbs up because a girl [apparently] wrote it)
9) If this doesn't give you a boner, you're gay.
10) Fake tits.
11) Real tits but they look fake.
12) I know [the girl in this video] and I've banged her.
13) Girls from [country other than where video is from] are all whores.
14) I wanna go to Romania!
1) 90% porn, 10% music (or any variation of this, however clever the commenter tries to make it)
2) This porn has nice music
3) This porn has shitty music
4) I like the song, but the dancing girls were a terrible idea (or any other way of saying that the video is bad because it is sexy)
5) Fap fap fap (Keep it to yourself, please)
6) I wonder what the artist's/dancer's father/mother would say about her dressing like this (or Slut Shaming in any form)
7) 308 people are homosexual (or however many dislikes the video has). This is an especially noxious form of homophobia. In general, I don't think gay men are particularly repulsed by sexy videos of women. They just aren't turned on by them.
Commenter Dude-o-rama adds the following equally stupid comments to the list:
8) I'm so wet!!! (100+ thumbs up because a girl [apparently] wrote it)
9) If this doesn't give you a boner, you're gay.
10) Fake tits.
11) Real tits but they look fake.
12) I know [the girl in this video] and I've banged her.
13) Girls from [country other than where video is from] are all whores.
14) I wanna go to Romania!
Goryachiy Shokolad - "Dve nedeli raya"
Горячий Шоколад
Две Недели Рая
Released in July 2013, the newest from Ukrainian girl group Hot Chocolate.
Две Недели Рая
Released in July 2013, the newest from Ukrainian girl group Hot Chocolate.
WorldStarCandy website
I had seen the World Star Candy website before, but it wasn't until yesterday that I really looked around, and this website is amazing. In fact, everyone should stop browsing my website and go check it out. This website is affiliated with the hip-hop site WorldStarHipHop. The concept of the site is hip hop and sexy models, which is a pretty fantastic combination. The models in the videos are a combination of published models, dancers, and reality TV stars, and the video content is anywhere from non-nude with lingerie and bikinis to full nude.
Visit WorldStarCandy
Visit WorldStarCandy
Sunday, July 7, 2013
A little behind on 2013
You may have noticed that I've got a lot of catching up to do on 2013 sexy music videos. I'm working as much as I can on catching up, so hopefully I find a lot more great videos to post here. If you know of any that I haven't posted, of course please let me know.
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