Sunday, May 22, 2011

FHM's 100 Sexiest Music Videos

In 2008, the UK edition of FHM Magazine updated their list of 100 Sexiest Music Videos. I have not posted every video on the list, although there are a few more that I should go ahead and post. A few videos on the list do not seem all that sexy to me. My biggest problem with this list is that it includes only one video that is not in English (Shakira's "Lo tortura") while including only one English-language t.A.T.u. video out of an amazing number of sexy videos coming from eastern Europe, particularly from Russia, Ukraine, Bulgaria, and Romania.

Despite these reservations, this list is still a great way to get started, and you should find a lot of sexy videos you haven't seen before. However, I am working on my own list of the sexiest music videos of all time, which will be much longer and sexier than this FHM list. If there are any particular videos you would like to see on my list, I would love to hear from you.

The FHM website no longer features this list.

#1: Madonna - "Justify My Love"
#2: Eric Prydz - "Call On Me"
#3: The White Stripes - "I Just Don't Know What to Do With Myself"
#4: Benny Benassi - "Satisfaction"
#5: Chris Isaak - "Wicked Game"
#6: Kylie Minogue - "I Just Can't Get You Out of My Head"
#7: Girls Aloud - "Can't Speak French"
#8: Britney Spears - "Womanizer"
#9: Christina Aguilera feat. Redman - "Dirrty"
#10: Eminem - "Superman"
#11: Britney Spears - "I'm a Slave 4 U"
#12: Kylie Minogue - "Spinning Around"
#13: Madonna - "Erotica"
#14: Jessica Simpson - "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'"
#15: Katy Perry - "I Kissed a Girl"
#16: Benny Benassi - "Who's Your Daddy"
#17: N.E.R.D. - "Lapdance"
#18: Pussycat Dolls - "Buttons"
#19: Aerosmith - "Crazy"
#20: Simian Mobile Disco - "Hustler"
#21: Not listed at FHM
#22: Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya & Pink - "Lady Marmalade"
#23: Cassie - "Me & U"
#24: 50 Cent - "Candy Shop"
#25: Michael Jackson - "In the Closet"
#26: Sunblock - "I'll Be Ready"
#27: Marilyn Manson - "Tainted Love"
#28: Duran Duran - "Girls on Film"
#29: Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue - "Kids"
#30: Mason vs Princess Superstar - "Perfect Exceeder"
#31: Machine Gun Fellatio - "Pussy Town"
#32: Paris Hilton - "Stars Are Blind"
#33: Robert Palmer - "Simply Irresistible"
#34: Holly Valance - "Kiss Kiss"
#35: Madonna - "Open Your Heart"
#36: Motley Crue - "Girls Girls Girls"
#37: DJ Porny - "Je t'aime porny"
#38: Nelly feat St. Lunatics- "E.I. (Tip Drill Remix)"
#39: George Michael - "Too Funky"
#40: Nelly feat Justin Timberlake - "Work It"
#41: Alex Gaudino feat. Crystal Waters - "Destination Calabria"
#42: Corenell vs Lisa Marie Experience - "Keep on Jumpin"
#43: Rachel Stevens - "Sweet Dreams My LA Ex"
#44: Britney Spears - "Toxic"
#45: Beyonce feat Jay-Z - "Crazy in Love"
#46: Prodigy - "Smack My Bitch Up"
#47: Boogie Pimps - "Somebody to Love"
#48: Justin Timberlake - "Sexy Back"
#49: Armand van Helden - "My, My, My"
#50: MVP - "Rock Ya Body"
#51: Add N to (X) - "Plug Me In"
#52: DJ Peran - "We Want to Be Free"
#53: Enrique Iglesias - "Escape"
#54: Lindsay Lohan - "Rumors"
#55: Zebrahead - "Playmate of the Year"
#56: Billy Idol - "Cradle of Love"
#57: 50 Cent feat Justin Timberlake and Timbaland - "Ayo Technology"
#58: Christina Milian - "Dip It Low"
#59: Warrant - "Cherry Pie"
#60: MSTRKRFT - "Easy Love"
#61: Madonna - "Human Nature"
#62: Kanye West - "Flashing Lights"
#63: The Fratellis - "Flathead"
#64: Fountains of Wayne - "Stacy's Mom"
#65: Junior Jack - "Stupidisco"
#66: Sabrina - "Boys"
#67: Shakira feat. Alejandro Sanz - "La tortura"
#68: Sisqo - "Thong Song" (Original version)
#69: Rihanna feat Jay-Z - "Umbrella"
#70: Khia - "My Neck My Back" (I have a different version here)
#71: Gwen Stefani - "Hollaback Girl"
#72: Justin Timberlake - "What Goes Around...Comes Around"
#73: Kelis - "Milkshake"
#74: Aerosmith - "Sweet Emotion"
#75: Fedde Le Grand - "Put Your Hands Up For Detroit"
#76: Kanye West - "Touch the Sky"
#77: Prince - "Get Off"
#78: Bodyrox - "Yeah Yeah"
#79: Mariah Carey - "Touch My Body"
#80: Whitesnake - "Here I Go Again"
#81: Bubba Sparxxx - "Ms. New Booty"
#82: Sir Mix-A-Lot - "Baby Got Back"
#83: Jay-Z - "I Just Wanna Love U (Give It 2 Me)"
#84: Van Halen - "Hot For Teacher"
#85: Wreckz-N-Effect - "Rumpshaker"
#86: Divinyls - "I Touch Myself"
#87: Hercules and Love Affair - "Blind"
#88: Señor Coconut - "Da Da Da"
#89: Uniting Nations - "Out of Touch"
#90: Marilyn Manson - "Heart-Shaped Glasses"
#91: George Michael - "I Want Your Sex"
#92: Duran Duran - "Rio"
#93: Ludacris - "P-Poppin"
#94: OutKast - "The Way You Move"
#95: LL Cool J - "Doin' It"
#96: 2 Live Crew - "Me So Horny"
#97: Bell Biv DeVoe - "Poison"
#98: Samantha Fox - "Touch Me"
#99: Snoop Dogg - "Sensual Seduction"
#100:t.A.T.u. - "All the Things She Said"

2 comments:

  1. Great music videos, very interesting to watch.

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  2. Glad you like the list of videos. Can't give me much credit for that. Although I can't seem to find the list anymore on FHM's website. Not sure why. Hopefully, they update the list sometime, because this list is from 2008, and there have been tons of sexy videos released since then. I could easily fill a list of 100 sexy videos released since this list came out. Anyway, check out the new website, www.sexymusicvideocollection.com. It's still in construction, but it's going to be a lot better than this site.

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